And with Awkward Ferret inviting me to join up in taking this thing on, how could I say no? Ducky: That is what Cera said; he is a lone dinosaur. by AwkwardFerret » Tue May 08, 2018 10:20 pm, Post Let’s not dawdle anymore. The series adapts the film series, but with a twist: a human girl named Aylene ends up transported to the world that Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, and Spike inhabit, and becomes good friends with them, going on numerous adventures with them. The Night Land: A Story Retold is a magnificent retelling of a really classic bit of early pulp scifi. He tells … “And still others you feel with your liver, and a few things with your duodenum…”, “Or, so help me Raptor Jesus, you’ll be the first left behind at the next Sharp Tooth attack.”. Once upon a time there was a young girl. Are you sure they aren’t just mentally lamenting the broken hearts and failed promises, when Miss Long-neck stood up Mr. Three-horn at the great Paleo Ball during their mesozoic years? Have you ever imagined what would happen if a random, boring human girl got transported back in time to meet the cast and go on adventures with them? Garden slugs is where it’s at. Post (I know the size of ostafrikasaurus is smaller than T rex, but in this OC page it's bigger,longer,and slightly taller than sharptooth. Yes, ‘tis I. I don’t know why you’re wrong, but you are. Littlefoot: No. Their boxes had been made from recycled cardboard and tinfoil, just to hammer in who the Mary Sue in this story was. Maybe this parallel dimension business is to dodge the feather issue. By jebens1 Watch. Upon sliding into him, Littlefoot’s entire skeleton shattered to pieces. Wait, they’ve got a whole herd with them? Once upon a time there was a young girl. Cera: I'm also the one who is not going to save you the next time if you run away again!GOT IT!? And some things you eat with your mouth, and some you eat with your eyes, but which is more likely to let your food-wasting son survive, huh? Let’s get started! “No shit, who else did you think it belonged to, the Pope?”. I’ll just try and come to terms with the fact, that I’m reading the beginning of a fanfic saga written by someone who doesn’t know what ‘blowing a raspberry’ is. Dammit, woman, she’s dressed for the trip already, do you expect her to put on makeup, too? I’m with her, nothing in this chapter has been that funny. Join the Gang and their newcomer on this amazing quest. Come aboard and find out! “Of the closet. Introducing Bulk Slamchest in the role of Derek Lastname! Want to read more of my mocks? While not intended at such, delays were put on this joint effort, but now we’re back on it, ready to take on this Don Bluth plagiarising snooze fest. Grandma finally entrusts the family heirloom to Aylene, so that she may one day kill Superman. The first chapter is mostly just clumsy exposition, transparently obvious setups for various plot devices, and a handful of scenes copied straight from the movie so directly you could probably use it as the actual script. A güiro. The dinosaurs from "The Land Before Time" movies go on another sing-along adventure. He first appears when Littlefoot, Petrie, Cera, Ducky and Spike are riding a log across the Big Water to try to get back to the shore on the mainland. This is my design of Land Before Time retold, with some additional characters. So many invigorating conversations about Carl Gustav XIV, lost out on…. You’d think an origin story like that would produce something, I dunno, not disappointingly cutesy. A tv-series, 14 games, and just as many movies, of which the latest came out in 2016. I feel like we’re fifty years too late for a better fanfic, where Grandma used the stone to go into a dimension with a bit more intrigue and excitement than ‘Oregon Trails: Dinosaur Edition’. According to Chomper and Ruby, Red Claw is the biggest and meanest sharptooth of all time. You’d think the development of the thing inside wouldn’t matter much, and would in fact have an inverse effect since random proteins are easier to process than sinew and bones and such, but you’d be wrong. Here’s The Land Before Time Retold - Chapter 1, Two Worlds. He's the Lone Dinosaur! Yeah, unless you also buried grandma, I don’t see how you’ve done more than a day’s worth of activities, Rambo. Guess whose name won’t ever be mentioned outside of this chapter. This repeated a dozen more times, Littlefoot watching in fascination as the brain damage became permanent. Please tell me it doesn’t. Will Chapter 2 get things back on track? Toy Story 1, 2, and 3 retold for a 4th time. But now, they have new challenges to face. “Gawk at the occasional long-neck hatchings, perhaps, but never play!”. Please enable Cookies and reload the page. Your IP: 5.187.54.112 Hey, if they’re still making sequels, might as well, right? You get a real feel for the far future world in which the Sun has gone out and the Earth is wracked with the aftermath of multiple apocalypses- the death of the Sun, the blasting of the hundred-mile-deep canyon, the eruption of the supernatural and the arrival of monsters. Well that’s a relief. I’ll skip the feminazi joke and go straight on to wishful dinosaur-fucker, if you don’t mind. 3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. What about you, AwkwardFerret, what are your thoughts on this thing so far? They all lived happily in their little town Storybrooke. All of us who look up fanfics for a 30 years old movie to find this trash, sure, you got us there, presumptuous dolt. You know from the fanfictions like sharptooth returns and land before time retold.) Supposedly the author kept going on with injecting this self-insert Mary Sue, Aylene, into the sequels, so cheering on a Sharptooth in the hopes that we’ll be rid of the already atrociously bland main character would be a wasted hope. I guess this is what passes for entertainment in the Trijuracretaceous period. Okay, since I’m feeling like saying it a third time, the Internet must trule have corrupted me. A child, loved deeply by her parents; the most unconventional couple, the Savior and the pirate. If the party is mounted, these rates can be doubled. Or the author could just be clueless. 53 Favourites. I would have worn that as a badge of honor. Well, I really must say, I’m not terribly impressed. According to the module, 3 squares an hour is the normal walking rate, 2 squares per hour in the forest, or 1 square per hour in the fens. Aren’t atomic clocks these days amazing, folks? During conversations about #MeToo, I find myself thinking often about time, perhaps most directly because the call of #MeToo was answered in 2018 by #TimesUp.This subsequent movement had its own share of problems, from questions about individual actors to pertinent criticism of Hollywood’s celebrity machine. Shouldn't that be "Toy Story 1 told for a 4th time."? “Gotta make sure I drown by putting a stone weight around my neck!”. I mean, who won’t benefit from travelling to a dimension without modern benefits, safety and no humans to interact with? The Land Before Time Retold The rumble of the car on the gravel road jostled Aylene a little as she read her dinosaur guidebook. Something not slathered in lust and pure ego-stroking wish-fulfilment through the lemons I’m encountering in my current mocks. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. Hello, character whose purpose was to die in this movie. 5K Views. They only told Toy Story 3 once before now, etc., so the full statement would be "Toy Story 1 told for a 4th time, Toy Story 2 told for a 3rd time, and Toy Story 3 told for a 2nd time, "Toy gets lost. The franchise oddly enough won’t follow the example set by the dinosaurs and go extinct. I would never have guessed that a long-neck would come out of a long-neck egg. What will become of our heroine next time when she discovers the power of her gift? Awful manners to be playing with your food. Because, as we all know, dinosaurs are lame. A Narrow Escape. Good thing, otherwise she’ll discover grandma merely gave her an old bath bomb. The Land Before Time Coloring Book: Great 25 Illustrations for Kids (2020) Leon Books. “If we walk in a straight line long enough we’re bound to find, “Yes, Littlefoot, I saw the Great Valley, and because it was so wonderful, I decided to leave it for the once mediocre and now barren wasteland you see around us.”. “Once there, you can shank each other in the throat for all I care, these seats are brand new.”. The Story Retold: A Biblical-Theological Introduction to the New Testament | G. K. Beale, Benjamin L. Gladd | download | Z-Library. As far as world-jumping goes, at least in a post-apocalypse I can hope to still use a toilet bowl. Good one, ma’am, I’m sure your son is going to be a hit with all the dinosaur ladies with that name. But Grandma, you’ve been blind for fifteen years. Cera: What's to know? Cloudflare Ray ID: 60fb03537f03ffc4 Follow/Fav Land Before Time: Time of Great Giving Retold By: Elise Lowing A trio of rival bullies, a drought spreading throughout the Valley, forest fires that threaten to wipe out their home, and now knowing they are carnivores' "most wanted", Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Pertie, Ducky, and Spike will need all their courage to overcome the challenges that lie ahead of them. Will ConcernedGamer and I be able to stay awake long enough to see it? I hope Rebecca was okay with Aylene’s dramatic expositional staring and name-murmuring quirk over photos she specifically brings along with her to look at every day. Until one day, when a new threat appeared, unlike anything they had ever seen before, casting an evil curse over the land. That’s not relevant, but it’s a lot more interesting than some random girl reading kiddie books about dinosaurs. I mean, yeah, there’s dinosaurs and more oxygen and shit, but fundamentally it’s still the same place. Look, once again I stand behind some new elements and ideas while maintaining the platform of the OGs and what makes Dinosaurs so amazing if executed right, however just to get these logical thoughts to everyone, humans in the retelling films would be a huge mistake and I just can't get behind this idea. That’s just the author’s old VHS tape of the movie in need of replacement. “I was talking to myself, you annoying brat.”. *Chapter 1*: Chapter 1: Two Worlds The Land Before Time Retold Two Worlds We all know the beloved stories of the Land Before Time. That will mean buying two more animals, either camels or ponies. TBA. Who would have thought her brother Derek to have had so much blood in him. Surely, this will provide sustenance to an enormous three-horned beast! I thought it was just the two of them, the hell did they come from? Kid, leave the philosophy to Max, will ya? Performance & security by Cloudflare, Please complete the security check to access. I’m trying to imagine that color but my brain refuses to conceptualize something so ugly. Candy Huston as Cera 4. Land Before Time Retold is a series of The Land Before Time Fan Fics written by Avatar Emerald, now Elise Lowing. I’m sorry, was that supposed to be a discrediting nickname? Weird, right? “I’m a teenage boy off from school, so I spend all day jerking off.”. The movie’s opening narration is pretty solid on it. Did you know Cleopatra was born closer to the opening of Pizza Hut than the construction of the Great Pyramids? Judith Barsi as Ducky 13 Comments. Wait, this doesn’t have sex in it, right? Are you sure other kids aren’t just making fun of you because you swim in hiking sandals? An alternate spin on the widely beloved movie series, "Land Before Time Retold" is a story of adventure, friendship, family, courage, trust, understanding, perseverance, and forgiveness. Maybe Chapter 3 will save us? Or maybe we’ve been in Germany all along? 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